Garden Lunacy is a book for and about gardeners that you won’t be able to put down.
You’ll be taken on a hilarious tour of the gardener’s world
and meet people trying in vain to get along with
non-gardeners. You’ll also encounter gardeners in pursuit of
perfect soil, perfect plants, and perfect gardens—all
unachievable goals that lead to inevitable frustrations and
Within this book you’ll discover:
- A translation guide for
- What Realtors should know about gardeners shopping for a
not-so-fictitious visit to Hortiholics Anonymous.
dictators who know what’s best—whether you like it or
- An attack
by a killer wren.
- Gardeners who grow
marijuana … outdoors … in the middle of cities.
- A lesson in plant
- The everlasting
confrontation between gardeners and critters.
- The ridiculous
horticultural errors made in movies.
- Multi-million-dollar flower shows, where gardeners wage
war for blue ribbons.
On-Death's-Door Plant Society.
- The nerve-jangling pressure of forcing bulbs for Better Homes and Gardens articles.
- What it’s
really like on the set of a TV garden show,
and much, much more…
award-winning garden writer, lecturer, and photographer who
communicates the innate humor and joy of gardening in all
his publications. He’s won the Garden Writers Association
Quill and Trowel Award and is a two-time winner of the
Show’s Grand Sweepstakes Award. Wolk has appeared on the Discovery Channel,
CBS, FOX, and the Home and Garden TV
jacket was designed and
illustrated by famed artist
Wendell Minor. The text is
perfectly complemented by cartoons drawn by
is the perfect gift to give yourself or the gardener in your
life. What are you waiting for?
The first edition of
is sold out. The
second, expanded edition is coming in 2018.
To contact Art:
or call 856-751-8286 (cell
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